Human fetus found...

I got no direction for this post today so I may start to ramble. If my semi-coherant ramblings annoy or bore you I suggest you skip today's blog post. No hard feelings. Seriously, I won't be offended. Look here's a happy panda to prove it:

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Hi. I'm Shawn and I was recently let go from my day job. There's a bitter-sweetness to getting let go from a job you're not committed to. On the one hand I have no job which means I have no money which could become a problem for my landlord at some point. On the other hand, I have no job which also means I can stay up late, look at porn in the day time and drive around laughing at people stuck in traffic because I don't actually have anywhere important to be. Also I can get a lot of writing and lettering done.

Speaking of lettering, as luck would have it, I just picked up three new jobs.

To RECAP: just got fired. just got hired.
It's the scary world of freelancing and I'm at the heart of it. It's not ideal, I mean I'd love to have a steady day job that paid a lot and I loved but so far all of those elements haven't aligned. Instead it seems the things I love the most are the least stable (this could be extended to the girl I love as well but that's another blog all together).

Here is a picture of bacon:

In other news...

- I'd like to apologize to anyone who watched Trauma last night as per my suggestion. Last nights episode was lame and utterly boring. It was embarrassing all the way to the end, especially knowing I'd just soapboxed about it's greatness. Usually there is more violence and mishaps and less stupid character moments and whining.

- New York City has announced that starting today there will be FREE WI-FI AVAILABLE IN TIMES SQUARE! You can find more info if you click HERE.

- Know who is STILL pretty hot even though she hasn't stopped aging? Gina Gershon:

- Do you believe in ghosts? Like REALLY believe? Me neither but my friends over at horrorsquad.com seem to have found what they believe to be the most convincing footage to date. GO HERE and check it out. I watched it and was no more creeped out than when I saw Paranormal Activity (which was terrible and NOT scary).

-I read a lot of news online. My google reader has over 200 feeds and on a given day I have well over 1000+ articles to read/browse. Out of all of those possible stories, every so often, there is a standout headline that catches my eye and refuses to let go. This one comes from the Miami Herald and it's my favorite in a long time. :

Human fetus found in Orlando waste water tank

The Associated Press

A human fetus has been found in an Orlando waste water tank.Orlando Police say an employee of the Water Conservation Plant found the fetus Thursday morning and called authorities.
The Medical Examiner's Office says the fetus is 14-15 weeks gestational age. There is no criminal investigation being conducted at this time.

Not a huge article but GOD FUCKING DAMN if that title doesn't put asses in seats I don't know what will. I do want to note that I find it weird that there is "NO CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION" happening at all. It makes me wonder: why the fuck not? It is assumed this fetus accidentally dropped out of a lady while she was on the toilet and got flushed? Do they think the fetus slipped out whilst some lady was swimming in a public lake and it got filtered into a waste tank?

Now, I'm not pro-life by any means. I don't believe a fetus is a life but I do think if someone drops their unborn baby into a PUBLIC WASTE AREA that should be considered a crime. At the very least it's littering.


That's all the time I have for today. You've been wonderful. Please send thoughts, concerns and comments to the white box marked "comments", all will be publish and some will be replied.