The View From the Stage @ SMODCASTLE

Han Solo Has a Theme Song

Han Solo Has a Theme Song: "

Pumpers like to pump. Pumpers need to pump.

Pumpers like to pump. Pumpers need to pump.: "

Pumpers like to pump. Pumpers need to pump.

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HACKED! or "How Shawn Was Violated Twice in Three Days By Strangers"

If you know me or if I've ever emailed you before then this morning or last night you may have received the following email:

Hello,

What have you been up to ?

Tell you a good news. At last few days,My friend Jack told me where

was called the  factory of world.All the things is very cheap.

Register to be their members as soon as possible, during this time,

they have discount sales, many surprises are waiting for you.

what's more it is very convenient.

The price of products is great low from there. But very perfect. It’s

incredible!

For example: laptops, cell phone, digital cameras, LCD TV, GPS and so on.

Remarkably,they have a very excellent after-sale service.

You can log on their website

wowdshop.com

I would like you to have a pleasant shopping!

Sincerely yours

The guy didn't even sign a name and clearly his broken English is a dead giveaway that it is NOT me writing this email.

Email hacks are annoying to be sure but I'm especially paranoid now because this past weekend my debit card info was stolen and used in failed attempts to purchase clothes and $30.00 worth of McDonald's. Thankfully the douche-mongers who stole from me were thwarted by the ever-watchful eye of Chase Bank Fraud Prevention.

Now I've changed all passwords to every site I log into as well as sending a report to the police about my debit card. Thankfully I'm usually broke so even if they were successful in stealing my debit account, there's not much for them to get.

Douche-mongers. 

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The Hamburgler has changed his M.O. His headaches are getting worse and the only cure is the sweet ketchup-blood that oozes from a freshly stabbed hamburger.

Marvelous Marvel Cats Meme

Marvelous Marvel Cats Meme: "

What started simply as a doodle from artist Katie Cook, took Twitter by storm today (at least for me since I follow a ton of artists). Soon you had artists like Skottie Young doing his rendetions of various cat characters.

I can’t post them all, obviously, but my favorite has to be Catvengers Assemble by Mike Maihack. Vision Kitty is too adorable. Yeah, I said adorable.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HUG AND KISS THEM AND LOVE THEM TO PIECES!

Frenchman with amputated limbs swims Channel

Frenchman with amputated limbs swims Channel: "A Frenchman whose limbs were amputated after an accident successfully completes his attempt to swim the English Channel."

An amazing, inspiring story of a guy who would've made a great third base but chose to dedicate his life to swimming the English Channel instead.

(Thanks to my Dad for the million year old classic joke I just re-purposed.)